Fwd: [bangla-vision] Cow language and the American farmer

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From: Kamal Mustafa <kamal4000@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 9:48 AM
Subject: [bangla-vision] Cow language and the American farmer

 

I was visiting Satbir Singh who owns a gas station. An American entered and Mr Singh said Kamal ji could you Please take care of this Gora( white man) he is bothering me. I said ok and ask him what is your name and what he wants. He said My name is John and I want to buy the gas station. I told him it is for three hundred thousand dollars(300k dollars) John said I have 50k dollars . I told him I cannot help you. because PNC Bank which has offices in every small town of Pennsylvania stop giving Gas station loans. He said what shall i do, I told him I am not your financial advisor. He said no, no you own this company that company. I said Washington Dc market will come back in 5 to 10 years. But this jungle of Pensylvania  forget it. He said advise me . I said listen guy if I were you I will take this 50,000 dollars and go to cattle auction and buy some cows. I will milk one of the the cow in the morning and drink a gallon of milk and go for a walk and watch satelite TV. and sluhghter one of the cow and eat hamburgers in the afternoon.In evening come out go and milk another cow and drink another gallon of milk and go to bed. If you buy this gas station you will be looking at a car going one mile and praying Jesus , Jesus I hope that car comes to my Gas station it is not going to happen. You will drop your body today instead of Tommorow and leave this world and your family. John then said I want a loan what rate are you going to give me. I said 12% he said hell no I want 2 % . I said John it is like you going to a farmer asking for a gallon of milk for 1 dollar and the farmer is telling He does not have cows. He said Man you have something with the cows. I said John I am from India  and we worship cows and you are a farmer I have to explain you everything in the cow language   Kamal Mustafa

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